Seriously though, I don't know if other artists/designers/etc hire a writer or ask family and friends to create their bios, but this one is all me. I hope that's okay.
The whole "neat" thing comes from two main points. First, I approach my work with the hopes that it'll garner a response similar to "oh, neat!" Second, I continue a long line of Kolbs who like things well kept and organised. It's neat to be neat!
As for the nitty-gritty of who I am, I hope my work presents a decent character profile. I'm a "half-full" kinda guy and really enjoy instilling that positivity into what I do. As to what exactly it IS that I do, I would classify it as anything from dimensional to digital image-making. It's a broad spectrum and it's just how I like it!
I'm always up for a commission, big or small, and equally enjoy a friendly hello! E-mail me and tell me how your day's been.